SEMINARS & WORKSHOPS

PROFESSIONAL SEMINARS, WORKSHOPS, LECTURES, AND CLASSES DEVELOPED AND PRESENTED BY ALAN PERLMAN

Alan is quoted in the Chicago Tribune.

Business Communications: Theory and Practice (Wayne State University, Detroit MI; Oakland University, Rochester MI); 1979-80.

"Speechwriting in the Corporate Context," Public Relations Update, Detroit MI, 1982.

Fundamentals of Public Speaking; Executive Communications: Speech and Writing (D’Etre University, Grosse Pointe MI); 1982-83.

Business Writing (Burroughs Corp. After-Hours Education Program); 1981-83.

"Jobs Without Experience, Experience Without Jobs: Breaking the Vicious Cycle," Communications ’83 (careers conference).

"Sounds in Space — A Seminar in Effective Oral Presentation," Detroit Chapter, International Association of Business Communicators (IABC), November, 1983.

"Preparing Humanities Students for Business Careers: What Liberal-Arts Faculty Can Do" (Keynote Address, to faculty); "Business Careers for Liberal-Arts Graduates: Improving Your Chances (speech to students), Liberal Arts Careers Seminar, Bowling Green State University, April, 1985.

"Writing for the Tongue," IABC District 7 Conference, November, 1985.

"Employment Opportunities Outside the Classroom," Michigan College English Association, Annual Meeting, October, 1985.

"Speeches That Sing, Speeches That Sell: Insights into the Craft," National Association for Corporate Speaker Activities (NACSA), April, 1987.

"Tips on Effective Speechwriting," IABC/Detroit, March, 1989.

"The Instant Expert: Mastering the Technical Speech," NACSA, September, 1989.

"Words, Words, Words: Some Basic Truths About Symbols and Things," Keynote Address, Toastmasters International, November, 1989.

"Writing for the Big Guns," Detroit Producers Association, May, 1990.

"Power on the Podium: Coaching the Executive Speaker," Metro Detroit Speechwriters’ Forum, June, 1990.

"Those Troublesome Ceremonial Speeches: the Toast, the Dedication, the Introduction, and the Acceptance," Third, Fourth, Fifth Annual Speechwriters Conferences, November, 1990, 1991, 1992.

"How to Write a Speech," Ragan Communication Seminars (various cities), April-June, 1991.

"The Speech as an Instrument of Policy," Keynote Panel, Fourth Annual Speechwriters Conference, November, 1991.

"Soft Words for Hard Times: The Function of Euphemism in Corporate Communication," Panel Remarks, Corporate Communicators’ Conference, May, 1992.

"The Year’s Ten Worst Speeches — And What We Can Learn from Them," Fifth Annual Speechwriters Conference, November, 1992.

"Style: You’ve Either Got It or You Don’t — and How to Get It," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, October, 1993.

"Speechwriters of the World, You’re Needed!", Sixth Annual Speechwriters Conference, November, 1993.(with Jerry Tarver) "How to Write Speeches that Motivate," Sixth Annual Speechwriters Conference, November, 1993.

"To P.C. or Not P.C.," Public Relations Society of America, Greater O’Hare Chapter, February, 1994.

"In Pursuit of the Optimal Interview," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, Nov. 1, 1994.

"The Power and the Gory: Words Do Mean Something — Don’t They?", Chicago Speechwriters Forum, June, 1995.

"Some Components of ‘Cogent’ and ‘Memorable,’" Chicago Speechwriters Forum, January, 1996.

"On Libertarian Rhetoric," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, October, 1996.

"Creativity on Cue," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, July 7, 1998.

"Acquiring Quick Credibility," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, October 6, 1998.

"Language Variation and Change: A Speechwriter’s Primer," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, March 3, 1999.

"And Bingo Was Its Name-Oh: Buzzword Bingo and its Implications for Speechwriters," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, August 3, 1999.

"Writing Great Speeches," Toastmasters International Conference, Chicago, IL, August 19, 1999.

"The Visible Ghost: Speechwriting in the Corporate Context," Department of Communication Studies, West Chester University, West Chester, PA, October, 25, 1999.

"Reflect Your Speaker’s Personality in Your Speeches," Ragan Communications Speechwriting Conference, Washington, DC, Feb. 9, 2000.

"Writing Great Speeches," Diplomatic Toastmasters #4378, District 30, 10th Anniversary Celebration, Evanston, IL, March 19, 2001.

"World English: How to Communicate with an International Audience," International Association of Business Communicators, International Conference, Chicago, IL, June 11, 2002.

"The Language of Music and the Music of Language," Chicago Speechwriters Forum, September 9, 2003.

"When a Lawyer Needs a Linguist,” Association of Forensic Document Examiners, Milwaukee, WI, Nov. 8, 2009.


 

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